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rainette *is quietly walking down the hallway in Froglet's school*
John (grade 2): RAINETTE! Adrian says he is a SHARK.
rainette: Adrian?
Adrian (also in grade 2): What?
rainette: you're not a shark. You're a boy.
John: See? I told you so.
Adrian *shrugs*
John: you can't be a shark. You can only be a werewolf, and that's not all the time, even.
rainette: ...

Children's logic. Unbeatable.