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la_rainette ([personal profile] la_rainette) wrote2005-03-18 06:02 pm

Marine Mammals.

The visit to the zoo went well. We were meeting a group of friends from Froglet's school, and little Lucca, 4, took possession of Froglet's hand and yelled at her whenever she let go of his ("Hey! Hold my hand!")

We were all discussing the fur seals, and whether we should go over there and meet the keeper, when all of a sudden Caroline's dad suddently said: "I think we should refer to them as 'Marine Mammals'" We looked at him in confusion and he discreetly pointed out a group of confused-looking, shocked English speakers who were obviously incensed by our discussion, especially in the presence of children.

We were speaking in French, see, and the generic French word for seal is "Phoque" - and now I can picture Fox facepalming, because she knows how it is pronounced. Cos even though that word looks deceptively harmless, it is pronounced just like fuck, only with a French accent. :D No wonder our English-speaking friends were somewhat discombobulated by our casual use of that word in our conversation.

In other news, no one has guessed what Husband's new toy is. OK, the answer is right here.

Now, to get the whole story, one needs to go back in time a little. Last year, Froglet started skating classes with her friends (the same ones we went to the zoo with today, actually), and she's had a blast so far. Two months ago, they asked us whether we wanted our children to be in the show this year; we looked at each other in the timeless "I'm game if you are" way of parents, and we all agreed to go together. Then the kids got their measurements taken for their costumes in the Las Vegas show (I am not kidding). Froglet and the other girls are tigers, the boys are Elvis Presleys. A whole bunch of Elvises on Ice (Oh dear please do not let them sing!)

The costumes arrived two weeks ago. In plastic bags.

With assembling instructions.

OMG, I thought, I can't sew! I bloody can't sew! So I brought the whole thing over to Husband. He had a look, pondered for a while, frowned a little, grumbled and brooded, and generally thought things over.

And the next week, he bought himself a sewing-machine. When he proudly brought it home and I pointed out that we didn't need to buy a sewing-machine for one costume, he said, "What about our many windows? I will sew CURTAINS! CUSTOM CURTAINS!" And I had to concede that he had a point.

Now, this is a man who cannot pick clothes to dress his kids in the morning, or remember to comb their hair before sending them to school. He has no natural talent as a designer, and haute-couture is most definitely not his destiny. But he's been sewing up a storm. The first day, he made Froglet's costume; the second day, he unmade the skirt of her costume, that he had sewn in absentia (once Froglet was in bed sound asleep), and he had underestimated the slimness of her waist (the skirt stayed up 5 seconds, then slid down to her ankles. You do not want that to happen on the ice. Yes, they did take her measurements, but with her clothes on *shrugs*). So he corrected the skirt's waistline, and then he started on the curtains. And I have to say, He's doing a great job. I also think that he's having a lot of fun.

You know, I love that he feels absolutely no need to be cool, and that he can be so unpredictably gifted for the most unexpected things. He's a fun person to live with, that husband of mine. Also, he SEWS. I am so getting a brand-new, custom-made dress this summer *rubs hands*

I love this man. Even if he doesn't buy me any diamonds. :D

[identity profile] steeldreams.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, that is very cool of him. I know many men who sew, and all of them are wonderful people. It takes a man to not only sew, but own up to it, and volunteer! :-D

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
:D I think it's cool, too. The shears are giving him a hard time though...

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_skye_/ 2005-03-18 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Woohoo -- SUNDRESSES! For you all! MATCHING sundresses!

Cuuuuute!

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds good! Also, they could be sleeveless (if the poor guy has to sew for the whole family, might as well make it easy).

[identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Tu te phoque de moi?

Or is it a moi? I never remember.

:-D Also, your Froglet looks just like Victoire Thivisol, the French cinema star.

*waves*

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
*dies* Je n'oserais pas, voyons. ;)

Does she? Wow. *is proud mom* She's pretty, my Froglet.

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwww. So cute.

*steals the sewing machine and runs away*

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
HEY! I need that! well, I don't, I have no idea how to use it, but Husband would be very sad.

The curtains are giving him a hard time, but he's persistant. ;)

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
:-D I once helped my mother make curtains for almost all of our downstairs windows. We had to make them, though, on *my* machine (which doesn't work currently, hence the stealing), which is an itty bitty teeny tiny one made specifically lightweight so that you can carry it around. That was loads of fun. *g*
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[personal profile] l33tminion 2005-03-18 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Cute...

(Oh dear please do not let them sing!)

Yeah, that was just what I thought... :-P

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
*g* That would be just awful. But I don't think there is anything to fear, actually: at that age, no-one would ask them to skate AND sing at the same time.

[identity profile] notions.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
first: *giggle* about the seals :D

second: yay for sewing! I'd be quite proud of him. My mom sews costumes and curtains as well... halloween costumes are quite fun to make. err yes! That's excellent though, sewing is a good skill to have XD

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sure it's a great skill to have *nods* It's even better when someone else has it and can be bullied into sewing for you. ;)

[identity profile] terrylj.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
How absolutely adorable! Who needs diamonds when you've got custom curtains and custom dresses?

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed! Also, he's really cute when he sews and bites his tongue in concentration :D

[identity profile] dramawench.livejournal.com 2005-03-19 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't buy you diamonds, but he sews and cooks and is handy all over the place. Sounds like a decent trade to me :D

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes! Agreed! He's a MacGyver at heart, he does plumbing and tileing and overall fixing AND he sews. Also, he says he can knit, but I haven't been able to convince him to knit me a sweater yet.

[identity profile] pookerdoos.livejournal.com 2005-03-19 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
People are stupid.

I vote for saying what you want when you want where you want. =D And in whatever language you want. But that's just me.

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
*g* It's all about different countries, different customs, you know. I once took Froglet grocery shopping right after she has scratched her cheek and I had put Eosine on her face (Eosine is a French desinfectant; it is very efficient, and very, very red), and everyone just STARED at her, and someoone even asked me if she had painted herself. I was rather shocked at people's reactions, but when I told Husband, he shrugged and said: "well, in Russia they have the same sort of disinfectant, only it is bright green. How would you react if you saw a bright green kid in a store?"

I had to concede that he did actually have a point there...

[identity profile] pookerdoos.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that would be a little bewildering. I've never really found things like that to be very strange, so sometimes I assume that other people don't as well. Though I have to ask, how hard it is to recognize that someone's speaking French?

[identity profile] levi.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
That's awesome. You must take many pictures of little tigers.

[identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com 2005-03-21 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
I will :D My Tiger-Froglet is very, very cute. (Only Husband hasn't done the headband with the tiny ears yet. Too easy to sew, I guess.)