Update

Still alive STOP

Still packing STOP

Am as red as poppy, whether from blushing* or from exertion I do not know STOP

Am living in Box Heaven, a.k.a. Human Hell STOP

Girls are having fun (hiding in boxes, sitting on boxes, climbing on boxes and jumping off, emptying boxes cos favourite book/toy/toothbrush fell inside) STOP

Love,
Exhausted Rainette
STOP


Dear Froglet,

It is very exciting to be an angel in tomorrow's Children's Mass, I agree. And I got you the part you wanted ("regular angel", as opposed to "angel-with-a-speaking-part", which requires reading skills we do not yet possess). And yes, I have your costume. And yes, I will iron it.

As soon as I locate the box in which I have already packed the iron *cries*

Love,
Mummy


Dear Tadpole,

No, the cat doesn't like to have its whiskers pulled. The cat doesn't like to be squished, even with much love, either. And if you kiss the cat, you WILL end up with cat hair in your mouth. You have been warned.

Tail-pulling, leg-pulling, ear-biting are strictly prohibited. No, the cat doesn't think it's fun. She's growling, sweetpea, not purring.

Love,
Mummy


Dear Cat,

Run faster, you idiot.

Love,
rainette


*PS: to all the people who said nice things about me in strange_selkie's lovely meme: thank you. I'm not sure I deserve it all, but thank you all so very, very much. We're currently going through rough times, and kind words are more than welcome. *hugs f-list*


ETA: Another possible version of the cat letter, suggested by l33tminion

Dear Cat,

Fly, you fool!

Love,
Gandalf rainette

L33t-Sam, you really crack me up. :D