Silent watch, anyone?

What, I go away a few weeks and here I come back to a GAZILLION OF NEW ACRONYMS I have never heard about? WTF, people, WTF? (In the meanwhile, I have managed to figure out LWW, but I think there are a few others out there that I will politely but firmly ignore for the time being.)

In other news, dear friends, I thank you for always telling me that I am A Good Mum. ( However... )

In other news, Tadpole didn't go to school either, cos half the ceiling in her school fell in over the week-end. Apparently, the new sport activities upstairs didn't agree with the sensitive structure, too bad. We're lucky it didn't fall down on the kids though, cos it very well might have: one parent (who was on duty last week) told us that the whole building shook when they started their activities (trampoline for hippos, anyone?)

I need to find a nice, cheap, SILENT watch. Suggestions, anyone?