The trouble with Tiger Balm

Husband: Ow ow ow my neck hurts, can you put some Tiger balm on it, please?
rainette: 'k. *puts huge glob of Tiger Balm on Husband's neck, massages in dutyfully, is overall Good Wife* There.
Husband: ahhhhh thank you.
rainette: o.0
Husband: what?
rainette: I just used my good hand. Now it's full of Tiger Balm. I washed it, but it's still full of Tiger Balm.
Husband *cheerfully* Sorry. Well, if your hand got sore from massaging my neck, it'll just feel better, is all. Be thankful for it.
rainette: nononono. What I mean is, I can't touch my eyes with tigerbalmed fingers. Now YOU have to take my contact lenses off my eyes.
Husband: ARRRRRRRRGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *flees into the night*

Huh. Men.

In other news, I love Thursdays.

( No, not Fridays, Thursdays. Really. )

I want to officially be five again.

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Also, Nny? YOUR PACKAGE ARRIVED, YAY! :D Thank you SO MUCH *hugs tight*

Tadpole: I'm going to put my mermaid in my Magic Treasure Box
rainette: good idea, sweetpea.
Tadpole: Mum?
rainette: Yes?
Tadpole: Do you know where I put my Magic Treasure Box?

...

No. But I suppose I'll spend some time looking for it before this here day is over, cos we needs the preciousssss to be able to go to sleep, alas.