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Froglet: Tadpole, wanna play hide-and-seek?
Tadpole: OK, but you hide under the table.

Froglet and Tadpole *are pushing toy pram around the dining room*
Froglet: look, mum, we're taking our baby to the park.
rainette *distractedly* good, good...
Tadpole: aw, good baby!
Froglet: CAREFUL BABY'S RUNNING AWAY!!!
Baby: MEOW.
rainette: what? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CAT?

Tadpole: I am not a Big Girl, I am a BABY. Googoo gaga.
rainette: Be careful, I EAT babies!
Froglet: No you don't. Not live ones, at least.
rainette: ...

Sometimes I wonder what people think of us.

Though honestly, I am not sure I want to know.