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la_rainetteI swear I only looked at it. Briefly.
As I was picking up Tadpole from Playschool, a car drove past me and when I looked at it, it lost a wheel. Wooops.
Also, I am not as conjunctivitis-resistant as I thought, obviously, since I woke up this morning with one eye burried under a thick crust of goop (EW, I know). I don't catch conjunctivits from the girls, but it looks like I can come up with my very own any time.
I believe it may be Tadpole's doing, however. Tadpole accidentally poked me in the eye yesterday. I jumped and yowled, which she found hilarious, and then, because she is a lovely, loving baby, she kissed it better. And just because it had been so much fun and Tadpole likes to be Fair in All Things, she poked me in the other eye.
I'm still a little surprised, because Tadpole has the cleanest hands on earth (Hand Washing ranks high in her top ten favourite activities, along and often in connection with Playing with Cat Poop - ew, I know. It doesn't happen often because I try to get the poop out of the litter box before Tadpole notices the new delivery, but I suspect the whole playing with cat poop thing is just a way to get me to wash her hands again).
Am I implying I may have gotten cat poop in my eyes? Oh GOD. Please excuse me while I go bleach my eyeballs.
Oh boy. This has GOT to be the grossest post ever. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. *wanders off to bleach brain*
As I was picking up Tadpole from Playschool, a car drove past me and when I looked at it, it lost a wheel. Wooops.
Also, I am not as conjunctivitis-resistant as I thought, obviously, since I woke up this morning with one eye burried under a thick crust of goop (EW, I know). I don't catch conjunctivits from the girls, but it looks like I can come up with my very own any time.
I believe it may be Tadpole's doing, however. Tadpole accidentally poked me in the eye yesterday. I jumped and yowled, which she found hilarious, and then, because she is a lovely, loving baby, she kissed it better. And just because it had been so much fun and Tadpole likes to be Fair in All Things, she poked me in the other eye.
I'm still a little surprised, because Tadpole has the cleanest hands on earth (Hand Washing ranks high in her top ten favourite activities, along and often in connection with Playing with Cat Poop - ew, I know. It doesn't happen often because I try to get the poop out of the litter box before Tadpole notices the new delivery, but I suspect the whole playing with cat poop thing is just a way to get me to wash her hands again).
Am I implying I may have gotten cat poop in my eyes? Oh GOD. Please excuse me while I go bleach my eyeballs.
Oh boy. This has GOT to be the grossest post ever. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. *wanders off to bleach brain*
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Playing too much RPG
Date: 2004-05-21 04:27 pm (UTC)And I'm a mom and all -- I can talk delivery and babypoop and reallyBIGmess with the best, but -- Eeeuw! So sorry; hope you get better soon.
Re: Playing too much RPG
Date: 2004-05-21 05:04 pm (UTC)I don't think I have inherited useless superpowers, though: I stayed at a good distance from the toaster, but it refrained from exploding and delivered lovely golden bagels, and the computer hasn't shut down yet, so I suppose it was a one-timer. But you know, when a thing like that happens, you feel guilty, even if it lasts just a second. :D