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la_rainetterainette *empties litter box* : ew ew ew ew
kittens *come a-running*
rainette *prepares fresh litter*: WAIT UP GUYS. Almost there.
kittens *purr and rub selves against rainette's feet*
rainette: NAPOLEON! Stop licking my toes!
Napoleon *looks up innocently, goes back to toe-licking*
rainette: THERE! All done. You can use it now.
Kittens *poop in triplicate*
rainette: oh man.
They had their second booster today! All is well and they behaved MAGNIFICENTLY, but for Theo who panicked and bit Froglet on the thumb.
Froglet: THEO BIT ME *throws self in rainette's arms*
rainette *pets Froglet's head*: It's going to be ok. They'e just getting a shot...
Froglet: ARGH! *runs off*
rainette: ... oh dude.
Husband: what?
rainette: way to look ridiculous. Froglet wept all over me. I HAVE WET BOOBS.
Husband: :D
When we came home, the kittens washed themselves Very Thoroughly and Froglet was Vey Relieved, because they don't hate us after all. :D
In other news, Froglet got BRAND NEW SKATES for the fist time in her career as a figue skater (usually, we manage to find second hand skates).
Shop attendant: SO! We found the perfect skates! I'll stick them in the oven for you and I'll be back in 5 minutes.
The looks on our faces: priceless.
Froglet *hisses to me*: Why the oven? Does he think we want to eat them?
But then the shop attendant came back and explained that the oven was used to warm the skates to make them more flexible. Then the skater puts them back on for a few minutes so that they take her ankles' shape as they cool off. Hey, I didn't know this, I thought I would share. :D
Also, I thought I would share with you a picture of perfect feline bliss.
kittens *come a-running*
rainette *prepares fresh litter*: WAIT UP GUYS. Almost there.
kittens *purr and rub selves against rainette's feet*
rainette: NAPOLEON! Stop licking my toes!
Napoleon *looks up innocently, goes back to toe-licking*
rainette: THERE! All done. You can use it now.
Kittens *poop in triplicate*
rainette: oh man.
They had their second booster today! All is well and they behaved MAGNIFICENTLY, but for Theo who panicked and bit Froglet on the thumb.
Froglet: THEO BIT ME *throws self in rainette's arms*
rainette *pets Froglet's head*: It's going to be ok. They'e just getting a shot...
Froglet: ARGH! *runs off*
rainette: ... oh dude.
Husband: what?
rainette: way to look ridiculous. Froglet wept all over me. I HAVE WET BOOBS.
Husband: :D
When we came home, the kittens washed themselves Very Thoroughly and Froglet was Vey Relieved, because they don't hate us after all. :D
In other news, Froglet got BRAND NEW SKATES for the fist time in her career as a figue skater (usually, we manage to find second hand skates).
Shop attendant: SO! We found the perfect skates! I'll stick them in the oven for you and I'll be back in 5 minutes.
The looks on our faces: priceless.
Froglet *hisses to me*: Why the oven? Does he think we want to eat them?
But then the shop attendant came back and explained that the oven was used to warm the skates to make them more flexible. Then the skater puts them back on for a few minutes so that they take her ankles' shape as they cool off. Hey, I didn't know this, I thought I would share. :D
Also, I thought I would share with you a picture of perfect feline bliss.
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Date: 2009-09-06 12:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-07 05:08 pm (UTC)and I still totally don't care. Funny how people always make fun of hockey moms, really, when figure-skating moms are just asscarily crazyCommitted. I sometimes struggle with the crazy, but both my girls passionately love skating, and so I spend way more time at the arena than I want.Ah, the joys of being a parent.
Also, OMG, your icon! SO cute! And OMG, IS THAT A TEENY TINY KITTEN WITH HUGE EARS SLEEPING NEXT TO PIP?
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Date: 2009-09-15 08:55 pm (UTC)