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I know she's a drama-queen most of the time. But she is also the bravest little girl ever. My lovely Tadpole.


FUCK MY INCOMPETENT DOCTOR! AND THE HORSE HE RODE IN ON! SIDEWAYS AND WITHOUT ANY FORM OF LUBRICANT!

He called a few minutes ago. Turns out he "just found out" (my guess is someone else had a look at the X-ray and told him) that Tadpole's little finger is broken.

My Tadpole has been running around for 3 days with a broken finger. MY TADPOLE HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND FOR 3 DAYS WITH A FUCKING FRACTURED FINGER THAT SHE KEEPS BUMPING INTO FURNITURE

And she still manages to be the loveliest little person ever. My Tadpole is wonderful.

And I am incensed. Fuming. See the steam rising from my ears. Am going to have her finger fixed, right now. He will put a plint on her finger. But if he hurts her in the slightest, I will cut his balls off and wear them as earrings. I swear. *grits teeth determinedly*


ETA: Huh. Had I known what putting a splint really was about, I'd have done it myself. It took ten minutes, the doctor wisely refrained from approaching me or Tadpole, and the lovely, friendly, COMPETENT assistant put the splint on her little finger. Tadpole observed with scientific interest and didn't complain until she was sent on her merry way with the damn thing on. Hey! Don't you take that off? What, you mean I'm supposed to keep it on? For two weeks? NO WAY!
Ech time she opens her mouth to complain I now stick in a piece of chocolate, and since she's not crazy, it seems to be working. So I'm still on my way for a week-end of female bonding.
Well. As long as it's not bondage, with la rainette tied to a tree to make sure she doesn't crawl all the way back to Toronto on her own, I guess I'm fine ;) I'll tell you all about it, Skye!

Date: 2004-06-04 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfox.livejournal.com
[beats up doctor]

go, mom, go.

Date: 2004-06-04 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com
He cowardly hid between his assistant - who is charming and doesn't have any balls, unfortunately. Was still in full balls-cutting mode and would have cut her ears off instead, but she was very nice and careful.

Date: 2004-06-04 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] setissma.livejournal.com
Eep Rainette! Poor Tadpole! I hope she is all right and that she feels better...

Date: 2004-06-04 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com
Humpf. She isn't too thrilled about the whole thing, but comes over looking pitiful and holding her hand out whenever she wants more chocolate (I figured she needed some comfort, so it's hugs and chocolate on demand.)

Of course, the look of utter greedy glee in her eyes each time she gets a piece of chocolate is a gead giveaway ;)

Date: 2004-06-05 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_skye_/
Real or not, doesn't matter. Chocolate for her! And chocolate for you, too, and the assistant: and pass some my way, if you please.

NO CHOCOLATE FOR THE DOCTOR. In fact, we shall all eat it in front of him: Hmmmmpf!

Date: 2004-07-22 08:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] l33tminion
I fractured a finger once...
Didn't need a splint though, but only because I could go easy on it for a week or two...
So I feel Tadpole's pain. (Or rather, her former pain. Reading back-issues of people's livejournals gives me a weird sense of time...)

Date: 2004-07-22 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com
*nods* going easy doesn't work well when you're 3, unfortunately.

She's well now, although the little finger still looks a little crooked to me - but then, I realized I had a crooked little finger too, which means that 1) it may actually be genetic and not injury-related, 2) you can live with it. If it took me that long to realize my little finger was crooked, it must be because it never bothered me. QED.
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