Back from the woods.

[la_rainette]

Had fun, fun, fun. Ate things I shouldn't have eaten. Drank things I shouldn't have drunk. Did things I shouldn't have done (jumping into the lake on a dare: NOT A GOOD IDEA, because the lake is bloody. damn. cold.) Did things I should do more often (smooches wonderful reflexologist and Indian head massage girl).

Had interesting conversations.

Having only girls, I have never had the joy of hearing my child suddenly exclaim loudly in the toy store: "Penis hurts. Mom, PENIS HURTS." And notice then that penis had gotten stuck in diaper elastic band (God knows how) and was slightly sticking out. *g* See Skye? They don't even need mentioning little girl's parts to embarass you, they can do it all by themselves with their little boy's parts.


C. "you know, when your mouth makes contact..."
J. "What are you talking about?"
C. "Blowjobs"
J. "Oh. I though we were still talking about the chocolate rasberry dessert"

And the Handjob with Counter-clockwise Swirl had me running all the way to the bathroom lest I pee my pants.

Yeah, well. Just, you know, lots of silly stuff. Bonding, and campfires with s'mores, and interesting wildlife.

Rainette "ew, I just saw a rat swimming by. A rat with a big flat tail."
C. "Yeah, only here we call'em beavers"
Rainette "oh. OK, so I just saw a nice cuddly beaver swim by, how cute."

And a cuddly baby racoon, and mosquitos, lots of mosquitos. And a cop who gave us a speeding ticket. Yes, I do call that wildlife. Cop wasn't very civilized.

I came back mentally rejuvenated and physically exhausted, because sleep was scarce.

An now have to run because Husband's birthday is tomorrow, and have decided to bake fresh croissants to thank Wonderful Husband for lovely week-end with The Girls. :)

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_skye_/]

That, my friend, is a Weekend, with a capital W! A WEEKEND, even. Wish I could have been there: who can't use more blowjob/hand-job tips?

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

My bladder! coz, you know. I did nearly pee my pants. :D god, I laughed so hard I nearly unhinged my jaw. And hmmm, massages. Yeah, you'd have loved it I think ;)