The Cat got mail this morning.

[la_rainette]

No, really. It asked the Cat to remind me that its vaccinations were due soon.

It also shows that my vet is a brainless twit. Good thing the cat can't read, because the vet sure can't write (am sorely tempted to send card back, with all the mistakes underlined in red).

*sighs*

In other news, I got my feet massaged (in torturous, foot-licked-by-teasing-goat, terribly tickly way), my toe nails painted (ooo, look, shiny!), then lightly roasted (eeek! BBQed toe saussages!) to help the nail polish dry.

The colour I chose is *ahem* taupe-less showgirl. I kid you not, folks, this is what it is called.

*examines nails* Is pretty, though. Useless, but pretty.

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[terrylj.livejournal.com]

(am sorely tempted to send card back, with all the mistakes underlined in red)

Heh heh. I did that once, at the HUB school. I got tired of the newsletters coming home with horrible spelling and grammar errors. Never got a response, though, although they did correct the spelling of the weekly lunch menu after that.

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* You're such a good influence, Terry. I thought of you while camping, did I tell you? Was reading this book and stumbled upon skedaddle. Aha! A Terry Southern Walk Word, I thought. :D

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

I wanna be the person who comes up with nail polish names. I could do a much better job than the folks who do it now.
Rich girl red? What the heck does that mean?

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

:D Oh, I'm sure you would! As long as you don't come up with taupe-less showgirl, thus deluding poor unsuspecting women into believing that they may wander topless through the streets and all people will notice is their toenails... ;)