Revenge is sweet...
Aug. 16th, 2004 05:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
la_rainetteAre you tired of the neighbours' kid kicking your cat, while his parents cheer him on? Are you annoyed with your sister-in-law, who didn't move one finger while you slaved about all week-end, because she was feeding little whatshisname-who-eats-all-the-time?
Well, I have just the item you've been looking for.
Come closer and have a look. There! what do you think?
Oh, I know it looks like a snail. I know it's colourful, and sings pretty tunes when you press the button. But see, this snail has teeth.
For one, it has only 6 tunes. Listen to them carefully for a fortnight and you'll go nuts. I think it may be in the garantee somewhere. Also, it has no volume control. Or OFF button. And don't count on the batteries dying on you, because before they do, the Snail will start singing so piteously you will replace them. Also, the child will cry if you don't.
See? Oh, the sweetness of revenge, when the neighbour, after spending an hour getting the brat to sleep, tries to leave the room silently, and steps on the Snail of Doom! The child who insists on SLEEPING WITH THE SNAIL, and thus turns it on in the middle of the night, and goes on sleeping right on the button while you try to extrictate the bloody thing from under his cheek, because it has woken you up with a start!
And where, you ask, can you find that wonderful item? Well, right here: I'll give you mine, and I'll even give you 5 dollars if you can make sure I never see it again.
Thank you.
Well, I have just the item you've been looking for.
Come closer and have a look. There! what do you think?
Oh, I know it looks like a snail. I know it's colourful, and sings pretty tunes when you press the button. But see, this snail has teeth.
For one, it has only 6 tunes. Listen to them carefully for a fortnight and you'll go nuts. I think it may be in the garantee somewhere. Also, it has no volume control. Or OFF button. And don't count on the batteries dying on you, because before they do, the Snail will start singing so piteously you will replace them. Also, the child will cry if you don't.
See? Oh, the sweetness of revenge, when the neighbour, after spending an hour getting the brat to sleep, tries to leave the room silently, and steps on the Snail of Doom! The child who insists on SLEEPING WITH THE SNAIL, and thus turns it on in the middle of the night, and goes on sleeping right on the button while you try to extrictate the bloody thing from under his cheek, because it has woken you up with a start!
And where, you ask, can you find that wonderful item? Well, right here: I'll give you mine, and I'll even give you 5 dollars if you can make sure I never see it again.
Thank you.
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Date: 2004-08-17 08:25 pm (UTC)I have it's fish brother, thank you very much.
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Date: 2004-08-18 10:14 pm (UTC)