Nursery rhyme

[la_rainette]

This little plumber went shopping and got flattened under a load of canned peeled tomatoes pushed onto him by a mad frog,

This little plumber went swimming and drowned while the mad frog gleefully watched on,

This little plumber took his bike and got run over by a mad frog,

This little plumber went to the market and got poisoned by mushrooms sold to him by a mad frog,

This little plumber went skydiving with a sleeping bag (never let a mad frog take care of your parachute)

This little plumber went to the mad frog and politely changed the mad frog's water heater.

The mad frog then turned into a beautiful rainette, and kissed the plumber on the cheek.

The plumber was instantly transformed into a toad.

What's the point, you ask? None. I'll shoot the plamber anyway, once he's done with the water heater. That's what waiting all day long by the door does to you. Because the doorbell doesn't work either *headthunk*

Still no plumber in sight *sobs*

Comments

[bookwench31.livejournal.com]

Funny. That's not how I remember that rhyme going.

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how much I love your icon? Even if it makes me weep a little, too...

[l33tminion]

I felt the same way with UPS, who gave me their pickup time as being "between 9 AM and 7 PM." But that's not as urgent as a plumber, though.

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

Well. Er. It's still better than "sometime between sunrise and sunset, maybe" - oh, wait: no, it's the exact same, actually. Ouch. Not fun.