My mother is an alien
Aug. 23rd, 2004 07:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
la_rainetteThere are 3 flies in my living-room. Loud and obnoxious flies. As I go to fetch the anti-fly thing,
Mamie Heidi, Froglet and Tadpole are playing and giggling together. When I come back (heavily armed), I find all three of them flushed and happy.
"What are you doing", I ask.
"We're playing frogs", my mother replies. "We're eating fly-cakes".
la rainette: ?! ew
Froglet *reasonable tone*: "We're just pretending, Mommy."
Oh, good. I'd had doubts, there, for a second.
Mamie Heidi, Froglet and Tadpole are playing and giggling together. When I come back (heavily armed), I find all three of them flushed and happy.
"What are you doing", I ask.
"We're playing frogs", my mother replies. "We're eating fly-cakes".
la rainette: ?! ew
Froglet *reasonable tone*: "We're just pretending, Mommy."
Oh, good. I'd had doubts, there, for a second.
