Venting

[la_rainette]

We're watching TV, my mom, Froglet, Tadpole and I.


All of a sudden, Tadpole farts. It isn't loud by any means, but it's the special missile fart: the one that smells fit to start a civil war.

Mom: Ew!
Froglet: Ew!
Me: Ew! Tadpole, what do you say?
Tadpole *looks around her, then sniffs*: Ew!
Froglet *reasonable voice*: No, Tadpole: we say ew. You say sorry.

That's my Froglet, who once farted in front of the neighbours, back in France, and while we were all politely pretending we hadn't heard anything, loudly exclaimed: "Oh! Pet!" (Oh! Fart!) to make sure everyone had noticed.

I am seeing progress here. Of some kind. Er.

Maybe.

Comments

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

OMdearGOD, so funny!!!
You cannot post these things so i will read them late at night, now i will NEVER go to sleep.
(btw, those farts are the worst)

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

mmm, yes, they are, aren't they? Tadpole is a specialist. Watch her drop a bomb, then watch innocently while other people in the room suspect each other and exchange murderous looks...

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Heh, some progress...

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

Some. I am not sure of what kind, though.

[levi.livejournal.com]

The stories you post always crack me up. I have 2 3 year old nephews, a 5 year old neice, and a 7 year old neice so I can totally relate. Heh, here are pictures of them if you wanna see.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/carebearssparky/29885.html#cutid1

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

:D thanks for the link! They're very, very cute kids... and it looks like they were having a grand time!