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la_rainetteAlright now. I get a lot of junk mail, and I don't complain. Even on behalf of the trees, although it does irk me that anyone would cut down a beautiful tree to sell me McDonald's latest burger.
I do, however, strongly object at getting junk mail from the local funeral home. No, I am not going to consider cremation today, thank you very much, unless we're talking Italian saussages on my BBQ.
Thank you.
No love,
La rainette
ETA I did burn Italian saussages on the BBQ while my mum was visiting, but I don't think I mentioned it, actually. They were, er, burned beyond recognition. Husband said no-one could have identified them, even with a dental chart, and that's when I realized he'd been watching CSI way too often.
I do, however, strongly object at getting junk mail from the local funeral home. No, I am not going to consider cremation today, thank you very much, unless we're talking Italian saussages on my BBQ.
Thank you.
No love,
La rainette
ETA I did burn Italian saussages on the BBQ while my mum was visiting, but I don't think I mentioned it, actually. They were, er, burned beyond recognition. Husband said no-one could have identified them, even with a dental chart, and that's when I realized he'd been watching CSI way too often.
