CENTIPEDE! CENTIPEDE IN THE SINK!
I managed to drown the bugger, all the while repeating in a soothing voice "it's ok, it's ok, mommy's got it" to two screaming girls, but flooded the kitchen in the process.
Racoons I can handle. Skunks are pretty (if smelly) and I have yet to see a bear in the city. A friend of mine claims she once saw a coyote in Toronto, but I don't know what she'd smoked before she had her near-coyote-experience.
Centipedes? I don't think so. I would move back to Paris, but Paris is Roach city. *sobs*
Am going to have to move to the moon.
I managed to drown the bugger, all the while repeating in a soothing voice "it's ok, it's ok, mommy's got it" to two screaming girls, but flooded the kitchen in the process.
Racoons I can handle. Skunks are pretty (if smelly) and I have yet to see a bear in the city. A friend of mine claims she once saw a coyote in Toronto, but I don't know what she'd smoked before she had her near-coyote-experience.
Centipedes? I don't think so. I would move back to Paris, but Paris is Roach city. *sobs*
Am going to have to move to the moon.
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Date: 2004-10-15 04:58 pm (UTC)Roaches=ugliest bugs of all time=WON'T DIE and just KEEP KICKING, no matter how much you squish 'em=EWWWWW!
If you move to the moon, imagine the disgusting moonbugs!
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Date: 2004-10-16 04:03 am (UTC)But whatever has more than 4 legs, I flee.
Ew, Moonbugs. But then, what's left?
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Date: 2004-10-17 03:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-18 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-19 01:26 am (UTC)The moon!