Random kiddie notes.
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la_rainetteDear random kid's babysitter,
No, he is not being distant. How do I know? Well, because he is telling you so. In fact, he's said so 3 times in the last 10 minutes. Also, he's got his thighs between yours, if that's an indicator. And I frankly don't mind the making out, but KISS LESS LOUDLY PLEASE. I can't concentrate on my book, and I really want to read this today. So please do calm down, or I'll have to 1) hose you with cold water, 2) squeal on you, and I'm not sure random kid's mom will be happy to know that you spend more time kissing your boyfriend NOISILY than watching the kid.
Sincerely,
The Mad Frog
Just an hour ago, Tadpole woke up from an unplaned nap, made her way unsteadily to the bathroom and back with her potty in hand, dropped the potty at my feet, yanked her pants down and sat on the potty.
And then she burst out laughing.
rainette: Tadpole? What's so funny?
Tadpole *stands up again, and yanks her panties down*
rainette: :D
And yesterday, we had a birthday party at the playschool.
Little blonde girl with pigtails: I need a fork, please.
rainette *goes to the kitchen, grabs a big pack of disposable forks*
Little blond girl: Wow! You have a lot of forkses!
rainette *is freaked out by unexpected Gollum speech*
(But she only speaks like Gollum, I am pleased to add. Otherwise she is a pretty, plump, bright-eyed little girl with pigtails)
Tadpole held her fork in one hand and grabbed her cake with the other, cos she's good with a fork, my Tadpole, but eating with her hand is much faster, and she's got things figured out right.
Life's too short to eat your chocolate cake with a fork.
No, he is not being distant. How do I know? Well, because he is telling you so. In fact, he's said so 3 times in the last 10 minutes. Also, he's got his thighs between yours, if that's an indicator. And I frankly don't mind the making out, but KISS LESS LOUDLY PLEASE. I can't concentrate on my book, and I really want to read this today. So please do calm down, or I'll have to 1) hose you with cold water, 2) squeal on you, and I'm not sure random kid's mom will be happy to know that you spend more time kissing your boyfriend NOISILY than watching the kid.
Sincerely,
The Mad Frog
Just an hour ago, Tadpole woke up from an unplaned nap, made her way unsteadily to the bathroom and back with her potty in hand, dropped the potty at my feet, yanked her pants down and sat on the potty.
And then she burst out laughing.
rainette: Tadpole? What's so funny?
Tadpole *stands up again, and yanks her panties down*
rainette: :D
And yesterday, we had a birthday party at the playschool.
Little blonde girl with pigtails: I need a fork, please.
rainette *goes to the kitchen, grabs a big pack of disposable forks*
Little blond girl: Wow! You have a lot of forkses!
rainette *is freaked out by unexpected Gollum speech*
(But she only speaks like Gollum, I am pleased to add. Otherwise she is a pretty, plump, bright-eyed little girl with pigtails)
Tadpole held her fork in one hand and grabbed her cake with the other, cos she's good with a fork, my Tadpole, but eating with her hand is much faster, and she's got things figured out right.
Life's too short to eat your chocolate cake with a fork.
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Date: 2004-11-02 09:27 pm (UTC)I think that's my new mantra.
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Date: 2004-11-03 12:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 09:28 pm (UTC)TOO TRUE!
*puts down my fork in order to eat my chocolate cake with both hands*
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Date: 2004-11-03 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-03 02:53 am (UTC)Eww! Gotta love those PDAs!
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Date: 2004-11-03 03:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-03 06:59 am (UTC)My newest goal is to see how often I can say "Life's too short to eat your chocolate cake with a fork" in one day, but actually have it apply...^^
(and Gollum!Girl made me laugh)