Story time
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Froglet: Mommy, I just made up a story. Can I tell you my story?
rainette: sure.
Froglet: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a pretty castle. And there also was a dragon. The dragon had a treasure box with a key, and the princess was curious, so she stole the key from the dragon and opened the box.
rainette: o_O
Froglet: and the box was FULL OF DIAMONDS! Then the dragon looked for the key, and couldn't find it, and he saw the Princess with the key...
rainette: Oh dear!
Froglet: but the Princess had a magic invisible sword, so she killed the dragon and lived happily ever after in her castle with the diamonds.
rainette: but the poor dragon is dead.
Froglet: well, he was mean. He wanted to burn the Princess.
rainette: ...
Tadpole: I have a story too! Me too!
rainette: ok
Tadpole: one day, there was a pretty bunny rabbit, and a regular bunny rabbit.
rainette: !
Tadpole: and the pretty bunny rabbit jumped REALLY high, over the rainbow.
rainette: wow!
Tadpole: and then the wolf came and ate him. The end.
rainette *headthunk*
Huh. Kids.
rainette: sure.
Froglet: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a pretty castle. And there also was a dragon. The dragon had a treasure box with a key, and the princess was curious, so she stole the key from the dragon and opened the box.
rainette: o_O
Froglet: and the box was FULL OF DIAMONDS! Then the dragon looked for the key, and couldn't find it, and he saw the Princess with the key...
rainette: Oh dear!
Froglet: but the Princess had a magic invisible sword, so she killed the dragon and lived happily ever after in her castle with the diamonds.
rainette: but the poor dragon is dead.
Froglet: well, he was mean. He wanted to burn the Princess.
rainette: ...
Tadpole: I have a story too! Me too!
rainette: ok
Tadpole: one day, there was a pretty bunny rabbit, and a regular bunny rabbit.
rainette: !
Tadpole: and the pretty bunny rabbit jumped REALLY high, over the rainbow.
rainette: wow!
Tadpole: and then the wolf came and ate him. The end.
rainette *headthunk*
Huh. Kids.
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Date: 2005-03-24 02:13 pm (UTC)If I know my Tadpole well, she would be completely crushed to hear that the worlf died. ;)
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Date: 2005-03-24 10:32 am (UTC)Also, it sounds as though Tadpole has grasped that physical beauty can be, uh, powerful but dangerous. *nods* Hee!
My kid keeps making fanfic of Pro Wrestling. He's nine. No, I will be not showing him some of the comms--yes, there are slash comms for this.
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Date: 2005-03-24 02:17 pm (UTC)There are slash comms for Pro Wrestling? *dies* Out of sheer curiosity, which ones? (And will I feel the terrible urge to bleach my eyeballs if I go have a look?)
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Date: 2005-03-24 02:49 pm (UTC)But clearly, being pretty and showing off doesn't pay ;)