I Am Not Canadian

Not only am I not a beer drinker, I also forget about major events.

( Not Canadian )

Am I dead yet?

( Dear Caller, )

Oh, bugger. I wish I could write a beautiful blues about it like Sam did (still no bed, wah!), but right now I just want to shoot myself. (Have settled with disconnecting the phone though. Leaving the answering machine to pick up doesn't help, he keeps calling and calling and calling.)

Anyone got an extra strong advil? On second thought, make that a handful of valiums.