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Rent-A-Husband
Jan. 27th, 2005 07:45 amI saw this ad in the local paper: "Rent-A-Husband Home Improvement Services bla bla bla"
Rent a Husband? *puzzles* I'd rather have someone who knows what he's doing.
Well, Husband's actually pretty good, in his McGyver "let's do it with corks and chickenstring" way. But so many of my friends complain about their husband's complete lack of handyman abilities! Also, can you imagine the counterpart? "Rent-A-Wife Sewing Services, Alterations and Repairs". Ahahahahahaha. I can't even sew the kids' buttons back -- Husband is the needle champ in the family. And apparently he can knit, too, although he hasn't done is for awhile. But "Rent-A-Husband knitting and Sewing Ltd" sounds more interesting as a concept, don't you think?
Rent a Husband? *puzzles* I'd rather have someone who knows what he's doing.
Well, Husband's actually pretty good, in his McGyver "let's do it with corks and chickenstring" way. But so many of my friends complain about their husband's complete lack of handyman abilities! Also, can you imagine the counterpart? "Rent-A-Wife Sewing Services, Alterations and Repairs". Ahahahahahaha. I can't even sew the kids' buttons back -- Husband is the needle champ in the family. And apparently he can knit, too, although he hasn't done is for awhile. But "Rent-A-Husband knitting and Sewing Ltd" sounds more interesting as a concept, don't you think?
