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Kid *weeps*
rainette: What's up?
Kid: my eye hurts so, so bad!
rainette: come with me, let's go to the office

At the principal's office:

Secretary: Oh. You again.
rainette: She says her eye hurts.
Kid: MY EYE HURTS MY EYE HUUUUUUUUURTS
Secretary: which one?
Kid: what?
Secretary: You're holding your left eye now, but half an hour ago it was your right eye that hurt OMG SO BAD, so I am asking you, which one?

The principal's secretary is Jessica Fletcher's kid sister and I am a fool.