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Aug. 23rd, 2005 08:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
la_rainetteDear Gracie,
You are a very good guard dog, and I praise the Power of your Bark.
However.
In case you haven't noticed yet, we live right next door. We go out, we come back, we walk past your window, and there is absolutely no reason to bark yourself hoarse every bloody time you see us.
Yours in respectful silence,
-rainette.
Dear Sam,
Yes, I know you do not bark. Yes, you are a good dog. Yes, good boy. Gooood boy. *ahem*
However.
My Tadpole? Is not a yummy lollipop. And neither, should I add, is Gracie's Butt. So, please, stop whatever it is you are doing daily in the backyard in full view of my kids, for it is too gross for words.
Yours in utter disgust,
-rainette
You are a very good guard dog, and I praise the Power of your Bark.
However.
In case you haven't noticed yet, we live right next door. We go out, we come back, we walk past your window, and there is absolutely no reason to bark yourself hoarse every bloody time you see us.
Yours in respectful silence,
-rainette.
Dear Sam,
Yes, I know you do not bark. Yes, you are a good dog. Yes, good boy. Gooood boy. *ahem*
However.
My Tadpole? Is not a yummy lollipop. And neither, should I add, is Gracie's Butt. So, please, stop whatever it is you are doing daily in the backyard in full view of my kids, for it is too gross for words.
Yours in utter disgust,
-rainette
