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[la_rainette]

Dear Gracie,

You are a very good guard dog, and I praise the Power of your Bark.

However.

In case you haven't noticed yet, we live right next door. We go out, we come back, we walk past your window, and there is absolutely no reason to bark yourself hoarse every bloody time you see us.

Yours in respectful silence,

-rainette.


Dear Sam,

Yes, I know you do not bark. Yes, you are a good dog. Yes, good boy. Gooood boy. *ahem*


However.

My Tadpole? Is not a yummy lollipop. And neither, should I add, is Gracie's Butt. So, please, stop whatever it is you are doing daily in the backyard in full view of my kids, for it is too gross for words.

Yours in utter disgust,

-rainette

Comments

[levi.livejournal.com]

My dog barks like she's insane every time C comes home. Even though she -belongs- to C. And, you know, sees her ALL THE TIME.

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* Eh, dogs. :D Those two (my neighbours') are really really nice dogs (a black lab and a golden retriever), and the kids love them -- and the main reason why Gracie barks her head off when she sees them if of course that she can't come out and play with the girls.

(and Sam just watches Tadpole intently while Gracie barks, as if she were the BEST ICE CREAM IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Cos he really REALLY likes to lick her face clean *rolls eyes*)

[levi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my dog's favorite thing ever is to lick up my nose, or in my mouth. Which is icky.

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

:D I love them too. How are your Germany plans coming along?