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Dear brain,

You're fired

No love,
Me.


Yeah, yeah. I know. But see, after finishing my report cards yesterday at approximately 11:18 pee em, I gave myself half an hour to quietly unwind in front of the TV, and then I went to bed.

Now, I am sure that all of you who have ever driven over a long distance in a slightly shorter time than is reasonable are familiar with this phenomenon: after a Really Long Drive, when you go to bed, your brain keeps on driving the car, and so everytime you start dozing off, you suddenly jump up with a startled "can't fall asleep at the wheel", even though you are effectively in bed.

So.

No sooner was I in bed yesterday-going-on-today, that I started grading non-existent papers and writing phantom report cards. I kid you not. This DEEPLY PAINFUL PROCESS lasted until 2:28 at least -- I know this because at 2:28 am exactly, the bedroom door flew open and a groggy but determined Tadpole made her way over to our bed, whacking me on the head with a stuffed animal in the process. *sighs*

I is very tired.

The girls have no homework this week though. I think I am even more pleased with this than they are. :D

Date: 2008-06-17 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] travels-in-time.livejournal.com
OMG, I *know* that Really Long Drive phenomenon. I hate it!

That's awful about the phantom paper-grading. And I am not laughing about the Tadpole mental-image. Really!

Date: 2008-06-17 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-rainette.livejournal.com
*grins* you're allowed to laugh about the Tadpole mental-image, because I am sure that you know exactly what I am talking about.

Right? ;)

Also *hugs*

Date: 2008-06-23 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muffytaj.livejournal.com
Aaargh I know that too! It's horrible because even though you're SUPPOSED to relax now, your brain just won't let you.

Hope you sleep better tonight <3
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