About our cats...
Oct. 30th, 2016 03:41 pmRainette: Froglet, I've been thinking about getting a dream catcher - a REAL one, from the Native Canadian Center. Do you want to come with me and get one too?
Froglet: yep. OH WAIT - first I have to figure out where I am going to hang it in my room. I have to make sure the cat doesn't get to it.
Rainette: Oh yeah, that's right, he destroyed the other one...
Froglet: Mom. He ATE it. He pooped pink feathers for WEEKS.
Rainette and Froglet: *are watching TV*
TV commercial: "We only feed Einstein this awesome food! It's MAGICAL!"
Einstein: *is a happy-faced dog*
Rainette: Wow. They named their dog EINSTEIN? Leaves you to wonder what they expect from him, huh.
Froglet: Mom. We named one of our cats NAPOLEON.
Rainette: Ah. Right.
Froglet: Can you imagine him invading Europe? I mean, look at him, he is such a NICE cat. He'd be like, can I invade you? and they'd be like, NOPE, and he'd say, oh, okay then...
Rainette: OR he could just hop on their laps, settle down in a lovely ginger cat roll, look into their souls with his huge green eyes and purr. They'd never have the heart to push him away.
Froglet: I am not sure this...
Rainette: What's that on your lap right now?
Froglet: Yeah, okay. That would totally work.
Rainette: that makes your dad Russia. Only he has the heart to shove Napoleon off.
Froglet: yep. OH WAIT - first I have to figure out where I am going to hang it in my room. I have to make sure the cat doesn't get to it.
Rainette: Oh yeah, that's right, he destroyed the other one...
Froglet: Mom. He ATE it. He pooped pink feathers for WEEKS.
Rainette and Froglet: *are watching TV*
TV commercial: "We only feed Einstein this awesome food! It's MAGICAL!"
Einstein: *is a happy-faced dog*
Rainette: Wow. They named their dog EINSTEIN? Leaves you to wonder what they expect from him, huh.
Froglet: Mom. We named one of our cats NAPOLEON.
Rainette: Ah. Right.
Froglet: Can you imagine him invading Europe? I mean, look at him, he is such a NICE cat. He'd be like, can I invade you? and they'd be like, NOPE, and he'd say, oh, okay then...
Rainette: OR he could just hop on their laps, settle down in a lovely ginger cat roll, look into their souls with his huge green eyes and purr. They'd never have the heart to push him away.
Froglet: I am not sure this...
Rainette: What's that on your lap right now?
Froglet: Yeah, okay. That would totally work.
Rainette: that makes your dad Russia. Only he has the heart to shove Napoleon off.
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Date: 2016-10-30 07:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-30 08:20 pm (UTC)Hey, I am not very craft-y so I used to buy dream catchers because they were pretty - I am sure I would have bought one of yours :D it's just that I recently came across a post were native Americans were like, dream catchers are fine to owe, just make sure you get a real one, not a cheapo one that's made in China because that's not okay and I was like... "oh shit" *grins*
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Date: 2016-10-30 08:29 pm (UTC)Thanks to your amendment, your family now adds significantly to my hope for the future of humanity.