Invasion of the retarded ants
Apr. 4th, 2005 05:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
la_rainetteWe are being invaded by giant retarded ants. How do I know they are giant? Well, they aren't small (but giant might be a big word, actually. OK, then, let's say that they are Medium-Sized Retarded Ants, as Froglet would undoubtedly put it).
How do I know they are retarded?
Well, any ant who ignores the kitchen on the main level and heads for the bathroom on the second floor doesn't score any points for intelligence with me, but this may just be me, you know, French and food-obsessed. Maybe they are Very Clean Ants? Or they have just had rhinoplastic surgery and can't smell anything? Anyways, they terrify my kids and the cat, so I guess I better take care of them.
Crap.
They terrify me, too. Scorpions and snakes I can handle. But Spiders and Ants? Dude. *hides under rock*
In other words, and despite the ant invasion, I am back. *waves* How are you guys?
How do I know they are retarded?
Well, any ant who ignores the kitchen on the main level and heads for the bathroom on the second floor doesn't score any points for intelligence with me, but this may just be me, you know, French and food-obsessed. Maybe they are Very Clean Ants? Or they have just had rhinoplastic surgery and can't smell anything? Anyways, they terrify my kids and the cat, so I guess I better take care of them.
Crap.
They terrify me, too. Scorpions and snakes I can handle. But Spiders and Ants? Dude. *hides under rock*
In other words, and despite the ant invasion, I am back. *waves* How are you guys?
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