Invasion of the retarded ants

[la_rainette]

We are being invaded by giant retarded ants. How do I know they are giant? Well, they aren't small (but giant might be a big word, actually. OK, then, let's say that they are Medium-Sized Retarded Ants, as Froglet would undoubtedly put it).

How do I know they are retarded?

Well, any ant who ignores the kitchen on the main level and heads for the bathroom on the second floor doesn't score any points for intelligence with me, but this may just be me, you know, French and food-obsessed. Maybe they are Very Clean Ants? Or they have just had rhinoplastic surgery and can't smell anything? Anyways, they terrify my kids and the cat, so I guess I better take care of them.

Crap.

They terrify me, too. Scorpions and snakes I can handle. But Spiders and Ants? Dude. *hides under rock*

In other words, and despite the ant invasion, I am back. *waves* How are you guys?

Comments

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

Oh, ours are BIG. And ugly. (But mostly dead now, thankfully.) Fruit flies, ew. I don't like them either.

[pookerdoos.livejournal.com]

They're OK in small amounts, but then they start swarming EVERYWHERE. And they're so freakin' small that you can barely hit them, and they fly around your head in circles while you eat. Drives me crazy. Stupid gnats.