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Dear Gracie,

You are a very good guard dog, and I praise the Power of your Bark.

However.

In case you haven't noticed yet, we live right next door. We go out, we come back, we walk past your window, and there is absolutely no reason to bark yourself hoarse every bloody time you see us.

Yours in respectful silence,

-rainette.


Dear Sam,

Yes, I know you do not bark. Yes, you are a good dog. Yes, good boy. Gooood boy. *ahem*

( However (Cut for TMI OMG!) )

Yours in utter disgust,

-rainette